Outrageous
Trivia
Trivia
On this page, readers will find almost anything to tickle the funny bone and make a cloudy
day sunny and a sunny day brighter still. A story, a joke, fanciful statements, a book
review, what’s going on in the world, what should be going on in the world, and links to
other website pages on the internet that might be of interest.
day sunny and a sunny day brighter still. A story, a joke, fanciful statements, a book
review, what’s going on in the world, what should be going on in the world, and links to
other website pages on the internet that might be of interest.
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Just Funny Stuff
Names
What is quarterback Brett Favre's middle name?
Answer found at the end.
The full name of the Barbie Doll is Barabra Millicent Roberts.
The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro,
Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
How would you like to be called:
Adam Bomb
Brighton Early (Bright and Early)
Then there are strange places to go:
Hell, MI
Beer Bottle Crossing, ID
Pig, KY
Rising Sun, WI
Imalone Ixonia, WI
Hustler, WI
Cornucopia, WI
Fluffy Landing, FL
Roach, FL
Po Biddy Crossroads, GA
Two Egg, FL
Smelley, AL
Little Heaven, DE
Facts you would never have known if you hadn't turned to
this page. This makes you smarter than all of your friends.
Well, maybe some of them!
If you think your family is mixed up with strange things:
Winston Churchill was born
in a ladies' room during a dance.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (Remind you of
someone you know?)
The Wright Brothers' first flying journey is shorter than a
Boeing 747 airplane's wings.
Everyone drinks coffee to perk themselves up, but in fact
an apple can perk one up more than a cup of coffee can.
Manhole covers are round so that they don't fall in the hole.
EVER WONDER
.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? ...
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on
airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that
stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Names
What is quarterback Brett Favre's middle name?
Answer found at the end.
The full name of the Barbie Doll is Barabra Millicent Roberts.
The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro,
Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
How would you like to be called:
Adam Bomb
Brighton Early (Bright and Early)
Then there are strange places to go:
Hell, MI
Beer Bottle Crossing, ID
Pig, KY
Rising Sun, WI
Imalone Ixonia, WI
Hustler, WI
Cornucopia, WI
Fluffy Landing, FL
Roach, FL
Po Biddy Crossroads, GA
Two Egg, FL
Smelley, AL
Little Heaven, DE
Facts you would never have known if you hadn't turned to
this page. This makes you smarter than all of your friends.
Well, maybe some of them!
If you think your family is mixed up with strange things:
Winston Churchill was born
in a ladies' room during a dance.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (Remind you of
someone you know?)
The Wright Brothers' first flying journey is shorter than a
Boeing 747 airplane's wings.
Everyone drinks coffee to perk themselves up, but in fact
an apple can perk one up more than a cup of coffee can.
Manhole covers are round so that they don't fall in the hole.
EVER WONDER
.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? ...
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on
airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that
stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
ASTOUNDING
During the 1940's a survey was taken of school teachers
that asked "What are the 7 leading discipline problems
facing teachers today?" The results were as follows:
1. Talking
2 . Chewing Gum
3. Making Noise
4. Running In The Halls
5. Getting Out Of Place In Line
6. Wearing Improper Clothing
7. Not Putting Paper In The Waste Basket
The same questions were asked teachers during the 1980's
with these responses:
1. Drug Abuse
2. Alcohol Abuse
3. Pregnancy
4. Suicide
5. Rape
6. Assault/burglary
7. Arson
- Omega-Letter, June, 1991
By the age of 75, the average American has created about
110,000 pounds of garbage.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been
domesticated.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until
the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to
spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to
make smile, (maybe even chuckle). Tell them to call up
www.atouchofcomfort.net and look at the Outrageous
Trivia Page. Why not tell everyone you know about this
website!! We all need to smile every once in a while.
Serious Stuff
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The
world owes you nothing. It was here first. – Mark Twain
Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of
infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is
moderately important. A man can no more diminish God's
glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out
the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of
his cell.
– C. S. Lewis
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to
spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to
bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle) ... in other words,
send it to everyone.
Brett's middle name is Lorenzo
During the 1940's a survey was taken of school teachers
that asked "What are the 7 leading discipline problems
facing teachers today?" The results were as follows:
1. Talking
2 . Chewing Gum
3. Making Noise
4. Running In The Halls
5. Getting Out Of Place In Line
6. Wearing Improper Clothing
7. Not Putting Paper In The Waste Basket
The same questions were asked teachers during the 1980's
with these responses:
1. Drug Abuse
2. Alcohol Abuse
3. Pregnancy
4. Suicide
5. Rape
6. Assault/burglary
7. Arson
- Omega-Letter, June, 1991
By the age of 75, the average American has created about
110,000 pounds of garbage.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been
domesticated.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until
the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to
spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to
make smile, (maybe even chuckle). Tell them to call up
www.atouchofcomfort.net and look at the Outrageous
Trivia Page. Why not tell everyone you know about this
website!! We all need to smile every once in a while.
Serious Stuff
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The
world owes you nothing. It was here first. – Mark Twain
Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of
infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is
moderately important. A man can no more diminish God's
glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out
the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of
his cell.
– C. S. Lewis
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to
spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to
bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle) ... in other words,
send it to everyone.
Brett's middle name is Lorenzo
Lent is here; don't let it pass
you by. If you do, you will
miss Easter.
"Christmas is the Promise;
Good Friday nails it down;
Easter is the Proof."
you by. If you do, you will
miss Easter.
"Christmas is the Promise;
Good Friday nails it down;
Easter is the Proof."